BoneFrog claims to be owned and designed by Navy SEALs. And yes, maybe 1 or two obstacles felt like the sort of torture you'd expect at a bootcamp run my Marines (I did all 31 Heroes burpees plus 2 more for friends). However, I think these are the same guys that owned and designed BattleFrog and when BattleFrog went bankrupt late last year, they just came up with this, so these guys are officially the "frog guys" and I can't wait to see what they'll do next year.

Anyway, although this race was one of the dirtiest I've ever run, it was a stretch to call most of these separate obstacles (in fairness, we did the 3-mile Sprint, with about 10 or 15 obstacles, depending on who's counting, and it was obvious they didn't really care about Sprinters because they paid the least), despite posting pre-teens dressed up in army fatigues at each "obstacle". Speaking of cost, I tried registering last minute and dropped off when I saw it was almost $90 and I couldn't find a good discount, because you always find a good discount. But then I decided to just sign up because I really wanted to do it, because Navy SEAL-designed(!) and I support our veterans. But next day, they send me a 30% discount in response to my drop off. I emailed asking them to apply that discount to the ticket I actually bought, and they're like, nah, because their system doesn't work that way. Well, f_ck you very much, frog guys. But thank these ladies for doing a 12-hour roadtrip with my in my hot ass Jeep while keeping me chill all day. Word.